SO much WINNING, kurt! Sick of it yet?

Groceries! A quaint old term. A bag with stuff in it. Not sure what it is.  
Groceries!  I got a guy for that I think.  Groceries! I love that word.  Groceries!

 R_P wrote:

as per design...now they can gobble them up cheap

 GeneP59 wrote:

Those goddamned boobies should have RED feet. 

Goddamned libs...

In Trump We Trust

 Red_Dragon wrote:
I doubt he could find any of the countries from his list on a map - even if the names were written on them.

 Proclivities wrote:

But he's a very stable genius who employs only the best people.

 GeneP59 wrote:
There are at least three uninhabited islands, and two sparsely-inhabited islands listed - all territories of other countries - and none of them conducted any trade with the U.S.

 Isabeau wrote:
Canada and Mexico are temporarily exempt as far as I remember. He's still working on the wording for his threats.  Russia is conspicuously absent.

Madagascar 47%!  There goes my Vanilla budget.   


And the Falkland Islands? Home to Trumps Southern relatives the Blue-Footed Booby’s didn’t escape either at 41%.  

 GeneP59 wrote:
 Naturally that chart with the countries and tariff numbers are questionable now... 
I kept looking for Canada on that list. I never saw it. 

Trump imposes 15% Tariffs on uninhabited islands populated only by Emperor Penguins, because is indignant that they are Emperors and he hasn’t been ordained as Supreme Jack O'Lantern Mushroom.

I drive with a print out sign on the rear window:  Sic Semper Trump Tyrannis!  
Makes stoplights interesting.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
TYRANT - It's such an old-fashioned term
GUILLOTINE - It sort of says a bag with a head in it

Going to be my protest sign for Saturday. 

 Proclivities wrote:

It's definitely a sign of his insulation from daily life. We go get groceries from a grocery store, getting burger and steak and chicken and bacon to last until the next paycheck. He orders a T-bone with ketchup and wouldn't know where in the store to get either.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
It's just bizarre how he refers to it as if no one uses it anymore; like it's sundries or apothecary or something.  It's clearly a word he's seldom had occasion to use.  The link to the Daily Show video has a pretty funny take on it.

 Proclivities wrote:

I mean, it really is sort of Victorian (or older, I dunno), grocer/grocery/groceries like victuals/victualler/victualry or chandler/chandlery. It's odd that we haven't made up a more modern term.

Trump Mocked Over The 1 Word He Keeps Obsessing Over