Ackchualllly, …

Queen of sycophants

Are you f**king kidding me? This is Fox News's latest act in the traveling circus of American stupidity - a masked man variety show for viewers who think oxygen is liberal propaganda.

They've got the same guy playing three different roles like a low-budget Marvel villain: "former Antifa member," "ex-Mexican Mafia enforcer," "Gaza militant." Same eyes. Same voice. Same tragic wardrobe. Just a new mask and a new lie every week.

It’s the Fox News Expanded Universe - starring one man with a wardrobe sponsored by Spirit Halloween. You can practically see the production meeting: "Quick, grab a ski mask, we need a new expert by 8 PM."

They didn't hire a guest, they built a character. This isn't news - it's sketch comedy for the terminally gullible, hosted by Jesse Watters, who looks like he's interviewing a witness from a cartoon ransom video.

The screenshots are damning - identical angles, same facial geometry, the kind of eyes that scream "I was told there'd be snacks." Internet sleuths noticed within hours, but Fox still plays it straight, as if the audience can't count to one.

This is MAGA in a nutshell - one guy in three masks, worshiped as the holy trinity of bullshit: the father, the fraud, and the Fox spirit.

These propaganda assholes have built a religion for people allergic to reality - nightly sermons of rage, cosplay, and conspiracy served as gospel to the proudly uncurious..

Utterly embarrassing. Gloriously stupid. Peak Fox.

~Charlie Owen

Disloyal media!

 Proclivities wrote:

They are still deciding.

Edit: It was pointed out to me that this is from 2005...

 Proclivities wrote:

One wonders.

 Red_Dragon wrote:
Where is the Chairman of the FCC on this?

Fox News Host Suggests Bombing, Gassing UN HQ After Trump's Visit Glitches

Hanlon's razor

 Red_Dragon wrote:
Forcing an overweight octogenarian to climb a flight or two of stairs should be viewed as an assassination attempt, and anyone found guilty of sabotage should be executed by firing squad or hanging in the rose garden.

In New York, even the machinery is smart enough to know it doesn't want to work for Trump.

 R_P wrote:

Wonder how many little boys the good cardinal has enjoyed.

Reactionary Catholics know bootlicking. See Nazis and fascist Latin America. And the newfangled US catholic fad among Repuglican influencers.

 R_P wrote:

What an absolute sack of shit.

Very Fine People Normalizing Awful Ideas


Safety nets are bad, mkay? Muh taxes.

Hannity 2019: I have zero doubt that Russia meddled in the 2016 election…I’m certain they did. Devin Nunes was warning Obama in 2014 Hannity 2025: They all lied. I’m proud that this show got it right. The rest of the media went along with the lie.

— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) July 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM