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Plastic Bertrand — Ca Plane Pour Moi
Album: King Of The Divan
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Released: 1978
Length: 2:56
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Wham
Bang
Mon chat "Splash" gite sur mon lit a bouffe
Sa langue en buvant trop mon whysky
Quand a moi peu dormi
Vide
Brime
J'ai du dormir dans la goutiere
Oil j'ai un flash
Ouh
Ouh
Ouh.
En 4 couleurs
Allez op
Un matin
Une louloute est v'nue chez moi
Poupee de cellophane
Cheveux chinois

Sparadrap
Une gueule de bois
A bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) comme un indien dans son igloo

Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi

Moi
Moi
Moi
Moi
Ca plane pour moi
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) ca plane pour moi

Allez hop
La mama
Quel panard
Quelle vibration
De s'envoyer sur le paillasson
Lime
Ruine
Vide
Comble
You are the king of the divan
Qu'elle me dit en passant
(Ouh
Ouh
Quh) I'm the king of the di - van

Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi

Allez hop
T'occupes
T'inquietes
Touches pas ma planete
It's not today que le ciel me tombera sur la tete
Et que la colle me manquera
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) Ça plane pour moi

Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi

Allez hop
Ma nana s'est tiree
S'est barree
Enfin c'est marre
A tout casse
L'evier
Le bar
Me laissant seul comme un grand connard
(Ouh
Ouh
Ouh) le pied dans le plat

Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi
Comments (112)add comment
I used to be Fat, Old, and Stupid, but I’ve lost a little weight.  Still, I have to wonder….   What the hell is wrong with me?  I mean…. I actually enjoyed this tune.  Do I need to see a therapist?
Posted 9 months ago by GrouchyOldMan    [ Reply ]
No idea what he is saying. But when it plays on RP my attitude can only improve. Dick Dale could pull that positive uplift off too. Here is to those who keep the positive up front! F the quitters
Posted 3 years ago by ttackryan242    [ Reply ]
 Alleggs wrote:

Turned RP on and smiled immediately


it's high for me too
Posted 3 years ago by ColdMiser    [ Reply ]


(Ouh
 Ouh
 Ouh)

Awesome
Posted 3 years ago by DanFHiggins    [ Reply ]
"I found a punk song in French sung by a Belgian, while listening to
Swedish radio station in front of my computer in Poland. Future is
awesome."....
by way of youTube
Posted 3 years ago by Jelani    [ Reply ]
Brought a big grin to my face - right on, Bill!
Posted 3 years ago by tomperth1    [ Reply ]
you are ze king of ze divan
(qu'elle me dit en passant)
Merci RP
Posted 3 years ago by Froggy_Matt    [ Reply ]
Simply amazing to hear this amazing song on RP !!
Always surprised by RP;, it"s just what I like.
Posted 3 years ago by ddsty10    [ Reply ]
 Sofa_King wrote:

I have no idea what he's singing about, but I have a feeling he's telling me to do something.



He's telling you to get up and dance! 
Posted 3 years ago by TLynneHenry    [ Reply ]
I have no idea what he's singing about, but I have a feeling he's telling me to do something.
Posted 3 years ago by Sofa_King    [ Reply ]
On paar with Iggy's Wild One, that's saying something!
Posted 3 years ago by whatsupdude    [ Reply ]


C'est presque un pop parfait - là-haut avec les Undertones "Ever fallen in love"


Posted 3 years ago by Johnny_Alpha    [ Reply ]
Haaaa
Disco balls blowing huge lights
strobe  lights
jumping
head shaking
What could be better?
Posted 3 years ago by DanFHiggins    [ Reply ]
reminds me of Gruppo Sportivo - the Mistakes album.
Posted 3 years ago by bviner    [ Reply ]
Crazy story!  This is not Plastic Bertrand.  In 2010 he finally admitted in a court case that he wasn't "let in the studio" to sing it.  It was sung by the person who wrote and produced it, and now has all the rights to it: Lou Deprijck.
Posted 3 years ago by david927    [ Reply ]
King of the Couch
Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
Posted 3 years ago by ScottFromWyoming    [ Reply ]
I'm having flashbacks of European vacation

Posted 3 years ago by niseywee    [ Reply ]
 noe.architecte169 wrote:

Yes a big fake. This is not him who sing but the compositor of the song 😆😆😆. But it’s funny



Posted 3 years ago by noe.architecte169    [ Reply ]
 johkir wrote:

I still don't understand how he was able to just steal the music of Elton Motello's Jet Boy Jet Girl, and become a bigger hit!


Probably the name, Plastic Bertrand; suits the song. And it's less creepy-sounding that Elton Motello's version, since most English listener's couldn't understand the words, lol.
Posted 3 years ago by tinypriest    [ Reply ]
 jean.frederic.boyer745 wrote:
Plastic Bertrand sur radio paradise, trop bon. que de souvenirs. dommage qu'il n'y est pas plus de chansons françaises. du style "Téléphone" etc...
 

Heu non merci... Chanson française pourquoi pas, mais Téléphone on peut s'en passer
Posted 3 years ago by dlaumor    [ Reply ]
I still don't understand how he was able to just steal the music of Elton Motello's Jet Boy Jet Girl, and become a bigger hit!
Posted 3 years ago by johkir    [ Reply ]
I mean come on Plastic Bertrand how cool is that. Its so bad its great.
Where else but RP!! 
Posted 3 years ago by bob.flesher    [ Reply ]
Incroyable que ce titre passe sur RP !
Les paroles sont connes mais j'adore ça
Posted 3 years ago by Abfab    [ Reply ]
For 40 years I've heard the lyric "king of the divan" and just figured it was my brain trying to translate French. Oh. That's what he's saying!
Posted 3 years ago by ScottFromWyoming    [ Reply ]
Excellente chanson en français chantée par un .... Belge comme souvent !!!
Posted 3 years ago by Kort    [ Reply ]
Turned RP on and smiled immediately
Posted 3 years ago by Alleggs    [ Reply ]
 jaydelong wrote:

Repeated exactly----again on 11/20
 

Posted 3 years ago by roadie    [ Reply ]
C'est pas lui qui chante
OK
Mais c'est même pas lui qui danse 
(hahaha)
ça plane pour moi
le pied dans l'plat
Posted 3 years ago by Froggy_Matt    [ Reply ]
Literally, it flies for me too ! 
Posted 3 years ago by BobbyCat    [ Reply ]
C'est pas lui qui chante 
Posted 4 years ago by noe.architecte169    [ Reply ]
Yes à bit fake. This is not hum who sing but the compositor of the song 😆😆😆. But it’s funny
Posted 4 years ago by noe.architecte169    [ Reply ]
One of the best of "Fake music"
Posted 4 years ago by Kelvinclifford    [ Reply ]
 Stefen wrote:
Great set RP!!!



 
Repeated exactly
Posted 4 years ago by jaydelong    [ Reply ]
 frustrated1 wrote:
I can't help but like this song.  Craig Ferguson used it as one of his intro songs for "The Late Show with Craig Ferguson"  and his show always made me smile.  Those were   Better times.   Much MUCH better times.  

Fun, bouncy, stupid silly song; that reminds me of Craig.   
  
*just*  for mentioning Ferguson 
I've been binge-watching his Late Late Show from 2010 on for a year now. He is a generous, brilliant and daring entertainer if there ever was one. 
Posted 4 years ago by fedtho    [ Reply ]
I can't help but like this song.  Craig Ferguson used it as one of his intro songs for "The Late Show with Craig Ferguson"  and his show always made me smile.  Those were   Better times.   Much MUCH better times.  

Fun, bouncy, stupid silly song; that reminds me of Craig.   
Posted 4 years ago by frustrated1    [ Reply ]
Perfect Power Pop
Posted 4 years ago by DrMacDaddy    [ Reply ]
Great set RP!!!



Posted 4 years ago by Stefen    [ Reply ]
 DaidyBoy wrote:
Grim then, grim now.  Did well in the UK charts, I recall.  Don't know why.  
 
Because it's fun.
Posted 5 years ago by ScottishWillie    [ Reply ]
Einsteigen und losfliegen.
Posted 5 years ago by ger-man    [ Reply ]
A little bit outdated....but funny to hear that french song on RP ! :) {#Bananasplit}
Posted 5 years ago by tartopomme    [ Reply ]
Ca plane je kif ca plane pour moaaaaahhhhhh !!!!
A new Mozart is born !!!
Posted 5 years ago by olravet    [ Reply ]
Plastic Bertrand sur radio paradise, trop bon. que de souvenirs. dommage qu'il n'y est pas plus de chansons françaises. du style "Téléphone" etc...
Posted 5 years ago by jean.frederic.boyer745    [ Reply ]
Génial ! Merci RP
Posted 5 years ago by ted1958    [ Reply ]
Awesome - I remember this at the time it came out - fun track 
Posted 5 years ago by adib    [ Reply ]
 spitzbart wrote:
 

Right? Quite a silly song, BUT FUUUUUNNNNN!!!
Posted 5 years ago by 123heyaho!    [ Reply ]
Posted 5 years ago by spitzbart    [ Reply ]
I can't effing believe it!! Plastic Bertrand. Bill, if you're playing this (which is great!) don't be surprised if you get a bunch of suggestions from me. Excellent!
Posted 5 years ago by Egctheow    [ Reply ]
 mgtom wrote:
Les garçons de la plage?
 
Nice Rutles reference there !
Posted 5 years ago by Ayejoe    [ Reply ]
        
Posted 5 years ago by TerrorGovernor    [ Reply ]
What?  I feel so provincial.  And I only speak one language... barely.
Posted 5 years ago by bruceandjenna    [ Reply ]
Huh? Ok I guess
Posted 5 years ago by Shipp    [ Reply ]
Great song.
Posted 5 years ago by p.boumans    [ Reply ]
Les garçons de la plage?
Posted 5 years ago by mgtom    [ Reply ]
No! plastic on rp it isn t really serious bill? in fact it isn t his real voice.
Posted 5 years ago by wattens    [ Reply ]
Délire !!!!! 😂
Posted 6 years ago by adjali    [ Reply ]
Pourquoi pas? 

fatchakulla wrote:
Pourquoi ?
 

Posted 6 years ago by Vakse    [ Reply ]
même réaction !!!!
Posted 6 years ago by ninefeetandover851    [ Reply ]
Quoi!!!? Plastic Bertrand on Radio Paradise! :D :D
Posted 6 years ago by Neversound    [ Reply ]
Wheeee!
Posted 6 years ago by dirtbagpook    [ Reply ]
Simpsons said about francais rock :)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmrnPQ0rckg
Posted 6 years ago by ico    [ Reply ]
aka Jet Boy Jet Girl.
Posted 6 years ago by xray38    [ Reply ]
Plastic on RP {#Dancingbanana_2}{#Bounce}
Posted 6 years ago by noe.architecte169    [ Reply ]
Anyone ever heard the Presidents of the USA's cover of this?
Posted 6 years ago by Queue    [ Reply ]
Pourquoi ?
Posted 6 years ago by fatchakulla    [ Reply ]
The guitar work is good. 
Posted 6 years ago by idiot_wind    [ Reply ]
Its all rock'n roll to me   uuuUUUuuUUU 
Posted 6 years ago by V12Silly    [ Reply ]
Quite terrible, but amusing. And did Manu Chao rip this off for Bongo Bong? Interesting...
ETA: Guess it's the other way around! Though apparently Chao's song was based on a much older one.
Posted 6 years ago by Dave_Mack    [ Reply ]
Wham
Bang
My cat "Splash" on my bed
His tongue drinking too much my whysky
When did not sleep?
Empty
Bullied
I had to sleep in the goutiere
Oil I have a flash
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh.
In 4 colors
Go op
One morning
A louloute is coming home
Cellophane doll
Chinese hair

plaster
A hangover
Drank my beer in a big rubber glass
(Ooh
Ooh
Ouh) as an Indian in his igloo

That Plane For Me
That Plane For Me

Me
Me
Me
Me
That Plane For Me
(Ooh
Ooh
Ouh) it's flat for me

Go hop
The mother
What a panard
What a vibration
To get laid on the doormat
Lime
Ruined
Empty
packed
You are the king of the couch
That she tells me by the way
(Ooh
Ooh
I'm the king of the di-van

That Plane For Me
That Plane For Me

Go hop
you busy
worry
Keys not my planet
It's not today that the sky will fall on my head
And that glue will miss me
(Ooh
Ooh
Ouh) It's good for me

That Plane For Me
That Plane For Me

Go hop
My girl pulled herself
Barreed
Finally it's fed up
At any case
The sink
The bar
Leaving me alone like a big asshole
(Ooh
Ooh
Ouh) the foot in the dish
Posted 6 years ago by SmackDaddy    [ Reply ]
Oh yes indeed, this will wash the taste of Herb A and TTB out of my auditory meatus.
Posted 6 years ago by TerryS    [ Reply ]
OH YEAH!!
Great memories of this as the background of many an evening.

Maybe follow up with the French punk band Telephone?
Posted 6 years ago by Steely_D    [ Reply ]
 mread wrote:
Unpretentious indeed.  99% of the notes are B-flat.  Melody be damned!
 
It's a I-IV-V progression, so it's really about 60 percent of the "notes" (chords) which are B-flat.  Pretty much like most I-IV-V progressions.
Posted 6 years ago by Proclivities    [ Reply ]
 pdhski wrote:
Check out "Jet Boy Jet Girl" by Elton Motello, Chron Gen, or Captain Sensible/The Damned

 
12 years later, I was going to post this ... ;-)
Posted 6 years ago by ScottFromWyoming    [ Reply ]
 Paul_in_Australia wrote:
Isnt this what pop should be?

Simple, unpretentious, danceable and ...fun! But it was described as 'punk' first time around!
 
Unpretentious indeed.  99% of the notes are B-flat.  Melody be damned!
Posted 6 years ago by mread    [ Reply ]
Love that RP is playing this!  I just heard it in a recently released French film called Rock and Roll with Marion Cotillard.
Posted 6 years ago by Starfish57    [ Reply ]
WOW!  I thought I was the only one who played this on the radio still.  One of the all-time greatest tracks.

AND, I never heard this on RP before, thanks Bill!
Posted 6 years ago by Zapmedia    [ Reply ]
Haha...wow...I haven't heard *this* song in a long time :)
I think Plastic Bertrand would qualify as an official one hit wonder band, unless I am missing all the other French hits that aren't played here.
Posted 6 years ago by rpdevotee    [ Reply ]
Grim then, grim now.  Did well in the UK charts, I recall.  Don't know why.  PSD for me, sorry fans.
Posted 6 years ago by DaidyBoy    [ Reply ]
Derp... I always thought it was plage not plane.

It almost made sense since it sounds like a Beach Boys vocal... oh well.
Posted 6 years ago by ziggytrix    [ Reply ]
Bill, didn't know you were a fan of baseball. Quite a curve ball you just threw us. 8
Posted 6 years ago by 25demayo    [ Reply ]
 Paul_in_Australia wrote:
Isnt this what pop should be? Simple, unpretentious, danceable and ...fun! But it was described as 'punk' first time around!
 
It's the clothespin-on-the-nose singing that grates.
Posted 6 years ago by aelfheld    [ Reply ]
Hahahahaha. What a great song.
Posted 16 years ago by ekeyte    [ Reply ]
muzak on rp
Posted 18 years ago by mavi    [ Reply ]
And yet my submission of the Screaming Trees "Nearly Lost You" was rejected. There is no justice I say! I give it a 2 because my Grandfather was Belgian, otherwise it's a solid 1.
Posted 18 years ago by YourNameHere    [ Reply ]
sometimes I just get so suprised by what get's played on this station and how I just happened to randomly have it on my iriver. so random! love the song.
Posted 18 years ago by yabai    [ Reply ]
Isnt this what pop should be? Simple, unpretentious, danceable and ...fun! But it was described as 'punk' first time around!
Posted 18 years ago by Paul_in_Australia    [ Reply ]
Hey man, this song rocks. Vive le bertrand. Avec un croissant
Posted 18 years ago by Johnny_Wave    [ Reply ]
An 8, just for the laughs and memories it brings back! Not exactly "good" music but I can't stop laughing when I hear this, so thanks a lot for that!
Posted 18 years ago by NewHorizons    [ Reply ]
c'est marrant (funny) ! Plastic Bertrand sur RP
Posted 18 years ago by MoZZ    [ Reply ]
hcaudill wrote:
the French are incapable of producing good music
Sorry, just did my homework. He's French-speaking Belgian, which is just as bad as being French as far as contemporary music goes.
Posted 18 years ago by hcaudill    [ Reply ]
Check out "Jet Boy Jet Girl" by Elton Motello, Chron Gen, or Captain Sensible/The Damned
Posted 18 years ago by pdhski    [ Reply ]
MM_Prague wrote:
yeeehhaaaaa :-) This brings back memories...
definitely! Whoever uploadet this, Thank You!
Posted 18 years ago by rolf    [ Reply ]
biodiesel wrote:
Had my five year old dancing and rocking to this one!
Yeah, maybe we should leave the kids' music off RP. This only reinforces the stereotype that the French are incapable of producing good music (Air, Les Negresses Vertes, and Autor de Lucie being the only exceptions to that rule that I can think of).
Posted 18 years ago by hcaudill    [ Reply ]
Fun, and something I'd hear nowhere else.
Posted 18 years ago by betterdaze    [ Reply ]
Godlike for so many reasons, but mainly just because.
Posted 18 years ago by hobiejoe    [ Reply ]
oh this is just fun~! pure fun.
Posted 18 years ago by mrrmt    [ Reply ]
yeeehhaaaaa :-) This brings back memories...
Posted 18 years ago by MM_Prague    [ Reply ]
Like much of the greatest rock and roll, it's just sublimely stupid. Idiotic, simplistic, repetitive, silly. And it's bad French. A perfect 10.
Posted 18 years ago by dionysius    [ Reply ]
I'm both horrified and fascinated!
Posted 18 years ago by hippiechick    [ Reply ]
Daft but fun.
Posted 18 years ago by Cruithne3753    [ Reply ]
Posted 18 years ago by ManchesterUK    [ Reply ]
painful
Posted 18 years ago by AphidA    [ Reply ]
...I...uh... Huh. -mt-
Posted 18 years ago by mattt    [ Reply ]
icky.
Posted 18 years ago by bronorb    [ Reply ]
Eeeemmm, more overused commercial music (that I like).
Posted 18 years ago by djblitz    [ Reply ]
This is awesome stuff.
Posted 18 years ago by camworld    [ Reply ]
Had my five year old dancing and rocking to this one!
Posted 18 years ago by biodiesel    [ Reply ]
You guys have the best music by which to grade papers. This was perfect for my kids' superhero reflexive-verb comic strips.
Posted 18 years ago by Cookie    [ Reply ]
Oooh-OOOH-ooh OOOOOOH THAT'S BAD!
Posted 18 years ago by Xeric    [ Reply ]
I love these really random RP picks that come lurching out of the past...whoever dug this one up, thanks! Too silly, too fun.
Posted 18 years ago by elrod    [ Reply ]
Yes! Now we just need to follow this up with some Catholic Girls.
Posted 18 years ago by rcurrier    [ Reply ]
Mmm, no. It's a lot funnier than it sounds.
Posted 18 years ago by ArbiterOfGoodTaste    [ Reply ]
C'est dingue!
Posted 18 years ago by mark    [ Reply ]