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Posted: Nov 29, 2024 - 1:37pm
VV wrote: SFW was breastfed for the first 5 years of his life. Authorities have asked the public for help in identifying whose. Please. We knead more like her.

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Posted: Nov 29, 2024 - 8:14am
It was a year ago today that Kurtster's penile implant burst and the EMTs took turns punching him in the head on the way to the Emergency Room to help take his mind off of the intense pain in his crotch.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2024 - 10:51am
SFW was breastfed for the first 5 years of his life. Authorities have asked the public for help in identifying whose.

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Posted: Oct 24, 2024 - 12:36pm
manbird swore on his deathbed that he was the one who coined the phrase: "If it's yellow let it mellow... if it's brown flush it down." ...huh... what? manbird's not dead? Well that's a kick in the crotch.

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Posted: Oct 22, 2024 - 10:35am

VV wrote:

It's been many years now, but oldv is finally beginning to regret naming his first child Gnarls Barkley.

It was either that or Sueyour Future. I ruled out Grisly Adam early on, on account of he came out house broke. Anyhow poverty builds character.
Gnarly, as he's been known since he was a kid, does have ubiquitous bark; just like ol' Pop. It's said they don't fall far from the tree but either way nuts happens...

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Posted: Oct 22, 2024 - 9:06am
It's been many years now, but oldv is finally beginning to regret naming his first child Gnarls Barkley.

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Posted: Oct 21, 2024 - 7:24pm
Manbirdio likes to go to the local airport and yell at the TSA agents âI got a bomb in my pantsâ. Since this is a reoccurring event they now just kick him in the happy sac until the time comes when it finally goes BOOOOOOOOM!

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Posted: Oct 21, 2024 - 6:01pm
Itâs that time of year, when Momma VV would tell her little boy to take his mask off and go scare the sh*t out of some people.

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Posted: Oct 21, 2024 - 10:15am
No, geoff_morphiniâ¦ a flaming skull tattoo on your groin doesnât make you cool. Just ask SFW.

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Posted: Oct 21, 2024 - 10:00am
geoff_morphini wrote: VV now holds his can of Arnold Palmer ice tea with a little more reverence.

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Posted: Oct 20, 2024 - 5:26pm
VV now holds his can of Arnold Palmer ice tea with a little more reverence.

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Posted: Oct 19, 2024 - 1:30pm
Thomas Edison failed 1000 times before he successfully invented the light bulb. But I have to say the 1,597th try at the experiment that is Manbird has worn pretty thin.

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Posted: Oct 18, 2024 - 6:45pm
ScottFromWyoming wrote: I just wondered why my teachers would look right at me and call on "Steve." You mean like right in the eye?

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Posted: Oct 18, 2024 - 3:25pm
GeneP59 wrote: Did you know the VeeVee was a coin-joined twin? Yup, itâs true. Up until he was 12 he refused to relinquish a quarter from his brother hand. Aaaaawkward! Something tells me GeneP59 is in the recycling business...

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Posted: Oct 18, 2024 - 9:43am
VV wrote: Look... I don't want to call SFW "oblivious" but.... ...he was originally born as a co-joined twin and for the first 10 years of his life he didn't even notice. I just wondered why my teachers would look right at me and call on "Steve."

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Posted: Oct 18, 2024 - 9:08am
Did you know the VeeVee was a coin-joined twin? Yup, itâs true. Up until he was 12 he refused to relinquish a quarter from his brother hand. Aaaaawkward!

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