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haresfur
Location: The Golden Triangle Gender:
Posted:
Jan 19, 2022 - 12:12pm
NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
(paraphrasing a bit here in the course of the translation )
I don't want to eat the pomegranate at the table, I want to spread it over the yellow sofa and eat it like a cat.
and did you let them?
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Gender:
Posted:
Jan 19, 2022 - 11:47am
(paraphrasing a bit here in the course of the translation ) I don't want to eat the pomegranate at the table, I want to spread it over the yellow sofa and eat it like a cat.
hayduke2
Location: Southampton, NY Gender:
Posted:
Mar 6, 2020 - 4:53am
miamizsun wrote: VIDEO
Thank You miamizsun that’s a BLAST! : )
Red_Dragon
Location: Dumbf*ckistan
Posted:
Mar 4, 2020 - 8:10am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: ScottFromWyoming wrote: Charlie's Kool-Aid Stand:Neighbor : Hey Charlie what're you up to?Charlie : I'm selling Koolaid 25¢ for 1 cup 50¢ for 2 cups.Neighbor : It looks like you've been drinking your profits.Charlie : ?Neighbor : There's Kool-aid all over your face.Charlie : Oh, uh, yeah, I have my own cup right here under my chair. It's good.Neighbor : Well I have to go downtown. I'll stop by later.Charlie : Okay. Make sure you get your wallet out. ======Next Customer : I don't really want any Kool-aid, so if I buy a cup will you drink it for me?Charlie : No. If you pay 25¢ you have to take a cup of Kool-Aid.
As long as we're bumping embarrassing episodes...
ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
Posted:
Mar 4, 2020 - 8:08am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: Charlie's Kool-Aid Stand:Neighbor : Hey Charlie what're you up to?Charlie : I'm selling Koolaid 25¢ for 1 cup 50¢ for 2 cups.Neighbor : It looks like you've been drinking your profits.Charlie : ??Neighbor : There's Kool-aid all over your face.Charlie : Oh, uh, yeah, I have my own cup right here under my chair. It's good.Neighbor : Well I have to go downtown. I'll stop by later.Charlie : Okay. Make sure you get your wallet out. ======Next Customer : I don't really want any Kool-aid, so if I buy a cup will you drink it for me?Charlie : No. If you pay 25¢ you have to take a cup of Kool-Aid.
As long as we're bumping embarrassing episodes...
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Gender:
Posted:
Mar 4, 2020 - 5:04am
ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Charlie, out of the blue: "Could a person beââwhat if a person was, um, three THOUSAND years old?" Me, distractedly: Mm that would be pretty crazy. Charlie: Yeah. That would be a LOT of cake.
just been reading back through this thread..
miamizsun
Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP) Gender:
Posted:
Mar 4, 2020 - 4:36am
VIDEO
BlueHeronDruid
Location: Заебани сме луѓе
Posted:
Feb 8, 2018 - 6:39pm
PoundPuppy wrote: My grandson Asa is crawling now and touching all the good toys. Ayanna, 3, is not amused with his new found mobility. We were watching from the kitchen as he he crawled over and got ahold of her toy train. "Doma", she said, " I got big plobums".
Yeah, ya do!
PoundPuppy
Gender:
Posted:
Feb 8, 2018 - 5:24pm
My grandson Asa is crawling now and touching all the good toys. Ayanna, 3, is not amused with his new found mobility. We were watching from the kitchen as he he crawled over and got ahold of her toy train. "Doma", she said, " I got big plobums".
Lazy8
Location: The Gallatin Valley of Montana Gender:
Posted:
Feb 8, 2018 - 9:51am
meower wrote: Memo from the desk of...
meower
Location: i believe, i believe, it's silly, but I believe Gender:
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Feb 8, 2018 - 9:08am
ScottFromWyoming
Location: Powell Gender:
Posted:
Oct 18, 2017 - 3:39pm
Skydog wrote: I just read the fine print here and wondered about "beauty tips."
Proclivities
Location: Paris of the Piedmont Gender:
Posted:
Oct 18, 2017 - 1:36pm
Skydog
Posted:
Apr 24, 2017 - 4:24pm
SeriousLee
Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres
Posted:
Mar 3, 2017 - 5:02pm
Getting a cold reminds me of my youngest daughter. When she was just a little girl and had a cold, she says to her mom, "Both me noses be plugged"
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Gender:
Posted:
Sep 9, 2016 - 12:21am
haresfur wrote: Wearing your budgie-smugglers or did you just wax your chest?
neither nor...
haresfur
Location: The Golden Triangle Gender:
Posted:
Sep 8, 2016 - 10:05pm
NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: Dad, you look like a muscleman, just without muscles.
Wearing your budgie-smugglers or did you just wax your chest?
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Gender:
Posted:
Sep 8, 2016 - 9:54pm
Dad, you look like a muscleman, just without muscles.
Alexandra
Location: PNW Gender:
Posted:
Sep 8, 2016 - 7:53pm
"Mom, I wanna go down the elegator!"
NoEnzLefttoSplit
Gender:
Posted:
Jan 27, 2016 - 11:16am
Proclivities wrote: ha, nice!