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Posted: Jan 19, 2022 - 12:12pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:

(paraphrasing a bit here in the course of the translation)

I don't want to eat the pomegranate at the table, I want to spread it over the yellow sofa and eat it like a cat. 




 and did you let them?
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Posted: Jan 19, 2022 - 11:47am

(paraphrasing a bit here in the course of the translation)

I don't want to eat the pomegranate at the table, I want to spread it over the yellow sofa and eat it like a cat. 
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Posted: Mar 6, 2020 - 4:53am

 miamizsun wrote:
 
Thank You miamizsun that’s a BLAST! : )
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Posted: Mar 4, 2020 - 8:10am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:


 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Charlie's Kool-Aid Stand:

Neighbor: Hey Charlie what're you up to?
Charlie: I'm selling Koolaid 25¢ for 1 cup 50¢ for 2 cups.
Neighbor: It looks like you've been drinking your profits.
Charlie: ?
Neighbor: There's Kool-aid all over your face.
Charlie: Oh, uh, yeah, I have my own cup right here under my chair. It's good.
Neighbor: Well I have to go downtown. I'll stop by later.
Charlie: Okay. Make sure you get your wallet out. 
 
======

Next Customer: I don't really want any Kool-aid, so if I buy a cup will you drink it for me?
Charlie: No. If you pay 25¢ you have to take a cup of Kool-Aid. 
 

As long as we're bumping embarrassing episodes...
 


ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Mar 4, 2020 - 8:08am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Charlie's Kool-Aid Stand:

Neighbor: Hey Charlie what're you up to?
Charlie: I'm selling Koolaid 25¢ for 1 cup 50¢ for 2 cups.
Neighbor: It looks like you've been drinking your profits.
Charlie: ??
Neighbor: There's Kool-aid all over your face.
Charlie: Oh, uh, yeah, I have my own cup right here under my chair. It's good.
Neighbor: Well I have to go downtown. I'll stop by later.
Charlie: Okay. Make sure you get your wallet out. 
 
======

Next Customer: I don't really want any Kool-aid, so if I buy a cup will you drink it for me?
Charlie: No. If you pay 25¢ you have to take a cup of Kool-Aid. 
 

As long as we're bumping embarrassing episodes...
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Mar 4, 2020 - 5:04am



 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
Charlie, out of the blue: "Could a person be——what if a person was, um, three THOUSAND years old?"
 
Me, distractedly: Mm that would be pretty crazy.
 
Charlie: Yeah. That would be a LOT of cake. 
 
  just been reading back through this thread..



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Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 6:39pm

 PoundPuppy wrote:
My grandson Asa is crawling now and touching all the good toys. Ayanna, 3, is not amused with his new found mobility. We were watching from the kitchen as he he crawled over and got ahold of her toy train. "Doma", she said, " I got big plobums".

 


Yeah, ya do!
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Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 5:24pm

My grandson Asa is crawling now and touching all the good toys. Ayanna, 3, is not amused with his new found mobility. We were watching from the kitchen as he he crawled over and got ahold of her toy train. "Doma", she said, " I got big plobums".
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Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 9:51am

 meower wrote:
 
Memo from the desk of...
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Posted: Feb 8, 2018 - 9:08am


ScottFromWyoming

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Posted: Oct 18, 2017 - 3:39pm

 Skydog wrote:


 
I just read the fine print here and wondered about "beauty tips."
 


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Posted: Oct 18, 2017 - 1:36pm

potato human
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SeriousLee

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Posted: Mar 3, 2017 - 5:02pm

Getting a cold reminds me of my youngest daughter. When she was just a little girl and had a cold, she says to her mom, "Both me noses be plugged"
{#Smile} 
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Sep 9, 2016 - 12:21am

 haresfur wrote:

Wearing your budgie-smugglers or did you just wax your chest?

 
neither nor...
haresfur

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Posted: Sep 8, 2016 - 10:05pm

 NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote:
Dad, you look like a muscleman, just without muscles.

 
Wearing your budgie-smugglers or did you just wax your chest?
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Sep 8, 2016 - 9:54pm

Dad, you look like a muscleman, just without muscles.
Alexandra

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Posted: Sep 8, 2016 - 7:53pm

"Mom, I wanna go down the elegator!"
NoEnzLefttoSplit

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Posted: Jan 27, 2016 - 11:16am

 Proclivities wrote:
hot dog

 
ha,  nice!
 
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