Radio Paradise

Posted: Apr 7, 2025 - 12:58pm
winter wrote: When oldviolin belches - a not uncommon occurrence, especially on odd Thursdays (he calls that "my bean feast day") - jello cubes tremble for miles around. Mating insects are rendered hyperfertile. And the children of the Falklands renounce God, meaning, and love. God, I've missed you being around.

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Posted: Apr 7, 2025 - 12:53pm
Don't let SFW's doughy appearance fool you. He really can do one pullup.

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Posted: Apr 7, 2025 - 12:51pm
Winter's folks beamed with pride the day that winter told them he got a new job as a porch pirate.

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Posted: Apr 7, 2025 - 5:38am
For oldv, incontinence is a choice... not a condition.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 8:30pm
If anyone ever told Islander he was "belligerent", he would probably sob into his elbow, make a kite from his college diploma, and deck the nearest member of the clergy.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 8:29pm
Buddy doesn't like to brag about this, but he once won an essay contest by defending Roy Cohn's ethics. Which was quite an accomplishment, considering the assignment was, "explain the plot of 'Tom Sawyer' to third-graders".

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 5:44pm
Winter spends his Thursday afternoons sipping wine an spinning yarns to those who will listen down at 'the club'. Well, he did, until the other moms called the cops and they told him to stay away and that it's a playground, not a club.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 5:36pm
When oldviolin belches - a not uncommon occurrence, especially on odd Thursdays (he calls that "my bean feast day") - jello cubes tremble for miles around. Mating insects are rendered hyperfertile. And the children of the Falklands renounce God, meaning, and love.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 4:57pm
Proclivities spent $8500 last month to cremate the ghosts of Easter Past and Present.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 4:54pm
Alchemist tells people that Georgia is "the one between Connecticut and Ecuador".

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 4:53pm
If Red Dragon ever offers you some of his handmade ponytail wax, ask him if that batch is the one with the rhino mucus or the one with the sour milk he inherited from his great-uncle.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 4:50pm
SFW lost his pilot's license when he refused to stop trying to sell his "aerial tour of the ethers, miasmas, and vapors of the industrial upper Midwest".

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 4:49pm
I remember buying a cheese from an old artisan whose family had been aging cheese in their basement for six generations. It's almost enough to erase the memory of last year's "gym sock with toe funk" Christmas card from Veev.

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Posted: Mar 21, 2025 - 9:59am
During the late 80âs kurtster ran a very successful rub ân tug operation out of his basement.

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Posted: Mar 18, 2025 - 7:00am
Phooey collects charcoal drawings. Mostly erotic abstracts of FDR; he has a nearly complete collection of his second term.

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Posted: Mar 18, 2025 - 6:58am
KurtfromLaQuinta used to have a lemonade stand. For 25 cents a cup, you could experience flavors like black cherry, mango cream, "post-coital ennui", and "gut biome".

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Posted: Mar 18, 2025 - 6:55am
SFW once told his kids a story about the time he saved Jerry Garcia's life from an Altoids tin that fell off the top shelf.

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Posted: Mar 18, 2025 - 6:52am
Veev would like you all to know that he is now a ninth-degree black belt. In "paper clip sorting". Everyone take a moment to congratulate him, or he'll explain it again.

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Posted: Mar 17, 2025 - 7:48am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: Right now I'm wearing a pair of those jeans that are so stretchy you can put a gallon of milk in your pants. I don't have a joke here, just wanted to make you picture that. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Posted: Mar 17, 2025 - 7:40am
VV wrote: SFW is finally resigned to the fact that everything he wears... makes him look fat. Right now I'm wearing a pair of those jeans that are so stretchy you can put a gallon of milk in your pants. I don't have a joke here, just wanted to make you picture that.

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