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winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:16am

if anyone needs me, I'll be behind the large green mantis in my back yard for a while.
winter

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Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:15am

I once sat for half an hour to watch a mantid stalk a ladybug. patient, cold, and implacable, the little green killer moved with alien grace over the lawn.

this, of course, was a diversion; the much larger mantis was behind me the whole time. in spite of the excruciating agony as it seized and devoured me, I was able to retain my sense of whimsy and critique its table manners.
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Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:13am

pain makes fools of the wise, cowards of the strong, and bolognas of the pig.
winter

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Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:13am

time sings the same song, endless and inventive. it's only people like you who think it's freeform jazz.
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Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 26, 2023 - 6:12am

In case you were wondering, your wonder is in a case. that way, in case of wonders, you're wonderfully cased.
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Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:49pm

Fortune favors the bold, but Business Week favors the italic.
Lazy8

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Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:45pm

Do you suffer from pleuresy? Grippe? Lumbago?

How would you know? I mean, what even are these things? Do they even exist, or are they euphemisms for common bodily functions that we used to be too polite to talk about?

Well, whatever. Dr.* Wittgenstein's All-Purpose Liquid Restorative will not only cure them, it will make you taller and less prone to awkward social encounters. Try some today! Recommended by people we've paid.

*Not an actual doctor. All models engaging in active sporty things in stock photos shown actual size. Not available in Latin.


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Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:43pm

Unlike a lot of Jewish women I'm not angry about my upbringing.

Also unlike a lot of Jewish women, I'm not Jewish. Or a woman.
Lazy8

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Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:42pm

How much for the Viking funeral?

What if I bring my own Viking?
Lazy8

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Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:42pm

I'm an optimist. When I get a loose tooth I go to the dentist to get it pushed.
Lazy8

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Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 6:21pm

The nominator goes on top, the denominator goes on bottom.
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Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 12:03pm

 oldviolin wrote:

Don't forget to drop by the Fruit Of The Loom hospitality tent for your free soul patch and butt floss sample grab...



I know they are, but what are we?
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Posted: Dec 25, 2023 - 9:31am

Don't forget to drop by the Fruit Of The Loom hospitality tent for your free soul patch and butt floss sample grab...
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:21pm

how many woodchucks would a chicken cut in half, if a chicken could cut woodchucks in half?

science says three. but that's science for you, taking all the mystery out of the irrelevant.
winter

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Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:18pm

every New Year's Eve, I wonder the same thing; do we really have to do this again? it always ends with me looking for a 24-hour dentist and a lawyer who's passed the bar in Senegal.
winter

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Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:17pm

the last time I was here, you
were indelicate; lively, wicked,
and savage - a cat hissing fire,
a demon with reading glasses and a
"Logan's Run" tattoo in bright ironic scarlet.
you told me you loved three things;
epic haiku,
abrupt transitions,
and the singular feeling of being
the only one who knew the joke.
winter

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Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:15pm

I went on a quest once. it was not bad; dragons, treasure, a princess.

I probably should have read the manual, though. I wound up bringing home the dragon after slaying the princess. If I'd read the manual, I could have fireproofed my home and saved a lot of trouble.
winter

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Location: in exile, as always
Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:12pm

my favorite pencil is the one that has the best eraser, because that's the one that tells the truest tale. every first draft is a lie, a gesture both pointing toward and distracting from the central truth. we are all guarded fortresses, and writers more than most.
winter

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Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:10pm

when we talk about poetry,
we talk about rhythm, meter -
artifice, cold and airless.
but then the breath of god enters 
from the mouth of man,
and this bland confusion
finds its lost clarity,
as the tuning fork guiding to the note.
winter

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Gender: Male


Posted: Dec 24, 2023 - 11:09pm

if you can imagine such a thing? of course I can. I'm ten times the thing you imagine I'd imagine, and that's on a dark and dreamless night of fever-sweat and sleepless sheets.
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