Radio Paradise

Posted: Mar 14, 2025 - 7:19am
I once sold a box of spiders to the Earl of Frothington. At least, he said he was the Earl. He might just have been the guy bussing tables at Luby's. Doesn't matter. The box was more mites than spiders, if I'm honest.

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Location: in exile, as always
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Posted: Mar 14, 2025 - 7:18am
Life is like a box of chocolates: don't leave it in the sun too long.

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Posted: Mar 13, 2025 - 11:05pm
Ok ok, thus far unsuccessful at irradiation, I mean eradication, the internet must suffer yet a few more merely mementosus of cultured annoyance and trixie wordy assault. I was thinking about the color red and like most things I reverted to my boyhood experiences and in this case the Andersen brothers. Red hair. Tough, bad asses all of them. Fortunately, not bullies. God what a break.

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Posted: Mar 13, 2025 - 5:10pm
Color, like currency and calories, starts with a "C". that's because in the Basque regions of the western Appalachians, the letter "C" is a toll letter; using it without paying the Connecticut Capitol Capitalist Capitalism Corporation of Delaware is a sure-fire path to having your taxes audited and your teeth drilled.

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Posted: Mar 11, 2025 - 10:37am
Immersed in hatred, one often fails to recognize the welcome mat at the front door. In as much as blood is red, fear is fed...

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Location: The foot of Mount Belzoni
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Posted: Jan 1, 2025 - 12:43pm
NoEnzLefttoSplit wrote: Hi, I'm your new personal digital assistant and offer a maximum in user friendliness for a seamless digital experience. If you don't use me, I can get pretty nasty. Keep on using me... until you use me up

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Posted: Jan 1, 2025 - 12:04pm
SeriousLee wrote: As you get older, you start wishing you could go back in time and do some things differently. Now that you're wiser, you would change things for the better. But the reality is, you wouldn't. You wouldn't because you can't. And you can't because your life is a palindrome. Ha nah! damn.

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Location: Dans l'milieu d'deux milles livres

Posted: Jan 1, 2025 - 11:51am
As you get older, you start wishing you could go back in time and do some things differently. Now that you're wiser, you would change things for the better. But the reality is, you wouldn't. You wouldn't because you can't. And you can't because your life is a palindrome.

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Posted: Dec 16, 2024 - 12:46pm
Hi, I'm your new personal digital assistant and offer a maximum in user friendliness for a seamless digital experience. If you don't use me, I can get pretty nasty.

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Posted: Dec 5, 2024 - 9:00pm
mother set in my room and kept her hand on my forred until i went to sleep. i drempt i was fiting all the time. when i get big enuf there is going to be a fite between me and old Francis, you see if there aint.

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Posted: Dec 5, 2024 - 2:47pm
Anyhow we can't seem to account for some tweezers and we gotta go back in. Sorry, but it could get uncomfortable. You're out of gas unless you have one of them there hybrid models that run on blood money...

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Location: Rocky Mountain Way
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Posted: Nov 6, 2024 - 1:22pm
winter wrote: never let the clouds outshine the sun. never grant a spider more strength than her web. never seek the martyr's veil. who walks with others need never be far from home. who walks with purpose is never lost, no matter how winding the path. be to others as her shell to the tortoise and her sky to the hawk. Dude

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Location: in exile, as always
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Posted: Nov 6, 2024 - 12:10pm
never let the clouds outshine the sun. never grant a spider more strength than her web. never seek the martyr's veil. who walks with others need never be far from home. who walks with purpose is never lost, no matter how winding the path. be to others as her shell to the tortoise and her sky to the hawk.

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Posted: Nov 6, 2024 - 8:21am
sometimes vacuum sounds like having the wind knocked out. Sometimes it sounds like preconception blowing through bare trees. Sometimes it sounds like traffic and footsteps. As often, it sounds like a dance between tinnitus and the ocean flushing.

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Posted: Nov 5, 2024 - 9:45am
Learn all you can. Love all you can. Wake up tomorrow and do it again. Amen

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Posted: Oct 31, 2024 - 11:38am
oh yeah? Well I'd just like to take 2024 erections and stick them all precisely where the sun don't shine! Just you just watch just for a just a second... Uh oh. Wait ELECTIONS! my bad as you were!

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Posted: Oct 22, 2024 - 7:09am
Delirium Lumens some Goya this way, some Goya that some Goya light a dark room while crowned with a stylish candle hat...

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Posted: Oct 18, 2024 - 11:57am
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Posted: Oct 16, 2024 - 7:07pm
GeneP59 wrote: I spun around 3 times but I was still there. Next time wear your ruby slippers and click your heels three times first. Then head over to The Lullaby League Lounge and busk a move...

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