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oldviolin

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Posted: Oct 23, 2010 - 10:59am


VV

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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 - 10:10am

Hello manbird hotline?

This is beaker. Listen I ordered a 20 pack of assorted condoms through your website. I think it's called the "Pleasure Pack"... yea well anyway that was like three weeks ago and they haven't arrived. Can you give me the tracking number?
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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 - 9:51am

 Beaker wrote:



Oh noes. Veevie has escaped his cage.
 

Where's the taser?
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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 - 9:49am

 Beaker wrote:



Oh noes. Veevie has escaped his cage.
 
I KNEW we should have taken a few links out of his choke chain.

VV

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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 - 9:43am

Hello manbird hotline?

My name is SFW and I have a question.

Is 20% body fat really considered too much or is that just what the "experts" want you to believe?
VV

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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 - 9:18am

Hello? Is this manbird hotline?

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?



You do... don't you? You sick f*ck!!!!!
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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 - 7:53am

 VV wrote:
Hello, this the Manbird hotline. If you're a man interested in meeting young birds press 1. If you're a bird interested in meeting young men press 2. Please have your credit card handy.

 
{#Lol}

VV

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Posted: Oct 15, 2010 - 7:15am

Hello, this the Manbird hotline. If you're a man interested in meeting young birds press 1. If you're a bird interested in meeting young men press 2. Please have your credit card handy.
Manbird

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Posted: Oct 14, 2010 - 9:35am

 miamizsun wrote:
True story....

Kid accidentally phones ManBird Express - talk about service!




 
As a pet mouse owner and a falconer, I'm all conflicted up. 
miamizsun

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Posted: Oct 14, 2010 - 8:55am

True story....

Kid accidentally phones ManBird Express - talk about service!





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Posted: Oct 14, 2010 - 7:20am


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Posted: Oct 14, 2010 - 7:11am


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Posted: Oct 13, 2010 - 10:57pm

 oldviolin wrote:

Note: My Mother was calling me. I had come home to try and reset. I got back there the next morning. She passed two days later almost to the minute. That minute is still standing still in my heart...
 
{#Good-vibes}

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Posted: Oct 13, 2010 - 10:45pm

 oldviolin wrote:

Note: My Mother was calling me. I had come home to try and reset. I got back there the next morning. She passed two days later almost to the minute. That minute is still standing still in my heart...
 
that's cool. 

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Posted: Oct 13, 2010 - 10:42pm

 oldviolin wrote:

Note: My Mother was calling me. I had come home to try and reset. I got back there the next morning. She passed two days later almost to the minute. That minute is still standing still in my heart...
 
SadMeditate

oldviolin

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Posted: Oct 13, 2010 - 9:47pm

 oldviolin wrote:


I think you're right. How could you have known? {#Wave}

 
Note: My Mother was calling me. I had come home to try and reset. I got back there the next morning. She passed two days later almost to the minute. That minute is still standing still in my heart...

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Posted: Oct 13, 2010 - 9:30pm


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Posted: Apr 25, 2010 - 9:57am



Scarred For Life

(warning: watching this full-screen might damage your retinae (I'm assuming you have more than one retina.))

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Posted: Apr 25, 2010 - 9:44am

"Hello and Welcome to The ManBird Hotline.
Today is Sunday, April 25th, and the forecast calls for tiny bits of fur and skin with occasional bouts of keaning.
The Punchline for today is , " No, I'm a Frayed Knot!"
M.C. Escher was born a hundred years ago today, and science has yet to discover the whereabouts of his cake.
Investment Tip: Put all your money in DVORAK Technology... while there's still TIME!!!
That's about it from this end, so - until tomorrow, 'Hasta Con Juevos!' "

oldviolin

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Posted: Apr 24, 2010 - 10:51pm

 Manbird wrote:
"Hi, this is Manbird. I'm home right now but I'm not going to answer the phone. Please leave a splinter in my thumb and I'll dig it out later. Hey, I think I hear your Mom calling you, you better run along and see what she wants - hurry!"  

 

I think you're right. How could you have known? {#Wave}
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