Coaxial wrote: 
boids to men...

 oldviolin wrote: 
No, that's ornithology.

 miamizsun wrote: 
You sick man. I don't even know who you are anymore.

I have an emotional roadblock to maturity...

 miamizsun wrote: 
heart to heart and beak to beak...

sometimes i watch/listen to comedy
not all of it is orthogonally correct

 haresfur wrote:

There's still BACON.

 whatshisname wrote:

I was saving that for breakfast!

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:
easy primer for anyone to benefit from (and it is a free download) 

Economics in One Lesson

The fastest and best way to discover economic basics

T'was me who ate the rest of the homemade cheese cake in the fridge last night. ( yummy ,   shshshsh pls!)

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

 Red_Dragon wrote:

It's a small town so it isn't so bad. But that time he had to kill a couple of hours before picking me up from work, and he drove  50 miles to and from home to get a coke out of the fridge because the ones at the store were too expensive... lol oh boy.

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

eek

 Red_Dragon wrote:

...and learning how much it costs when he says "I'mma go drive around." 

 ScottFromWyoming wrote:

Hey, at least he's workin', right?

Charlie works at Pizza Hut now but I still prefer Domino's. Especially their chicken Caesar salad. 

 miamizsun wrote: 
Step away from the baloney? Open season on cold cuts? Pimp your pickle loaf? Pass on the processed turkey?
A little mustard makes nasty less nasty? Sheesh kablobs?

whenever i hear songs or see commercials about lunch meat i think about red dragon

what does that even mean? suggestions welcome!

The only two things I've ever won in a drawing or contest was a trip to a music festival in San Francisco and a small wet/dry vac.
I just love juxtapositional poetry...

So when I was 12 or 13 and a serious Baltimore Colts fan playing tackle football with neighborhood boys in my front yard
I went head first John Mackey into a tree and wound up with a ball of contusion and pain on top of my head. It was funny to everyone but me. 
I'll bet John Mackey gave out contusions 10 to 1. Guys hanging all on him trying to drag him down. Like hungry lions hanging off a water buffalo. That's how I remember him
on our black and white TV Sunday three channels; two with football. One hopefully with the Colts. 

Did I say I loved the Baltimore Colts? 

Anyhow my Mom flipped out at the cartoon lump on top of my head. And, to add insult to injury, I'm sure that tree wasn't shaken at all. I paid with pain for the love of the game. Yeah. That's it.

Man that Jets win hurt. Bad. Damn you Broadway Joe...