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Posted: Oct 29, 2024 - 2:31pm

 Red_Dragon wrote:
What is the constant state of orchestrated crisis in Washington designed to distract us from?
 
the sound of footsteps...
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Posted: Oct 29, 2024 - 2:26pm

 Lazy8 wrote:
 miamizsun wrote:
I've got a really stupid question.....

A really hot woman, super nice, crazy about me (so her intelligence may be in question) asked me to go hang at a nice B&B in west palm beach this weekend.

Should I go?

Isn't there a Hogan's Heros marathon on cable this weekend? Wouldn't want to miss that. Or you could resize the holes in your salt shaker.

 
Brilliant
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Posted: Oct 29, 2024 - 2:07pm

Does this pantomime make me look fat?

Depends. Are you projecting?
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Posted: Oct 27, 2024 - 4:32pm

Does it Matter Horn?   Beep Beep
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Posted: Oct 22, 2024 - 8:40am

 Proclivities wrote:
scarface?


Is that a zipper on my face or are you just glad to flee me?

I found your phantom in the dry storage. It wasn't funny either...



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Posted: Oct 22, 2024 - 8:28am


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Posted: Mar 31, 2023 - 6:38pm

Why would anyone wear skin tight pants? 
Because he did.

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Posted: Oct 13, 2020 - 11:38am

Is it possible to read the dark inside when it's dark outside?

The answer to everything is timing, not time.
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Posted: Oct 8, 2020 - 7:35am

Why?
WHY?

Because the world of comfort and conformity is laced with
contrasts afforded the truth of experience...

That nature is natural while Man is not...

That the faces that rust and crack and peel, appearing  to fall away are not the face found in suggestion or persuasion or burnt toast...

Why?
Because. That's why...

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Posted: Jun 1, 2020 - 8:07pm



 miamizsun wrote:


have you got partners or pets?

you're serving somebody    
{#Lol}
 

Ok, you got me at the pets. 
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Posted: Jun 1, 2020 - 12:34pm

 oldviolin wrote:


 haresfur wrote:


 oldviolin wrote:
Can it possibly get worse? 
Depends on whom you serve...
 

Serve somebody? That's where Dylan and I part ways
 
No arm twisting here or there. Simple extrapolation by default will do...

 

have you got partners or pets?

you're serving somebody    {#Lol}
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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:53pm



 haresfur wrote:


 oldviolin wrote:
Can it possibly get worse? 
Depends on whom you serve...
 

Serve somebody? That's where Dylan and I part ways
 
No arm twisting here or there. Simple extrapolation by default will do...

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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 9:40pm



 oldviolin wrote:
Can it possibly get worse? 
Depends on whom you serve...
 

Serve somebody? That's where Dylan and I part ways
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Posted: May 31, 2020 - 8:31am

Can it possibly get worse? 
Depends on whom you serve...
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Posted: May 18, 2020 - 9:57am



 buddy wrote:


 oldviolin wrote:


 buzz wrote:
what should I do if I can't think of a stupid question?
 
Um. Concentrate?

 
And it took you 2 years to respond to buzz, why?  


 
Some stupid questions and tricky answers are timeless...

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Posted: May 18, 2020 - 7:09am



 buzz wrote:
what should I do if I can't think of a stupid question?
 
Um. Concentrate?

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Posted: May 18, 2020 - 6:41am

did the "what's that smell?" thread get scrubbed by management?

not a biggie...
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Posted: Mar 18, 2020 - 2:01pm



 Proclivities wrote:


 oldviolin wrote:
I have one...ahem...why do they call them apartments when they're all together? Shouldn't they be called compartments?
 

Is infertility hereditary?

 
What? No kiss?

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Posted: Mar 6, 2020 - 8:57am



 oldviolin wrote:
I have one...ahem...why do they call them apartments when they're all together? Shouldn't they be called compartments?
 

Is infertility hereditary?

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Posted: Mar 6, 2020 - 8:40am

I have one...ahem...why do they call them apartments when they're all together? Shouldn't they be called compartments?
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