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Posted: Jul 11, 2011 - 6:33pm
Businessgypsy wrote: He knew how to handle the chicks, that's a fact. Is she factory farmed? Doesn't look like her beak is burnt off.

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Posted: Jul 11, 2011 - 6:30pm
Proclivities wrote: The Colonel does a scandalously sultry version of "Bésame Mucho" on that album. He knew how to handle the chicks, that's a fact.

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Posted: Jul 11, 2011 - 5:24pm
Businessgypsy wrote: Manbird wrote: In Soviet Russia fish taco peck chicken foot while eating YOU there a couple week ago! That could only happen at a Tijuana Picnic (in Stereo) The Colonel does a scandalously sultry version of "Bésame Mucho" on that album.

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Posted: Jul 11, 2011 - 1:58pm
Manbird wrote: In Soviet Russia fish taco peck chicken foot while eating YOU there a couple week ago! That could only happen at a Tijuana Picnic (in Stereo)

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 8:23pm
Businessgypsy wrote: No, but a chicken pecked my foot while I ate a fish taco there a couple of weeks ago. That's just as good. In Soviet Russia fish taco peck chicken foot while eating YOU there a couple week ago!

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 7:34pm

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 7:20pm
Businessgypsy wrote: miamizsun wrote: i've heard it on good authority that if they initiate contact, like pecking an appendage, they're rogue I'll call the Colonel, he'll know what to do.

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 5:04pm
i forgot about this thread! i love it so much! thanks to whomever resurrected it!

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 5:00pm
I'm sorry sir, but we've run out of chickens. Might I interest you in a flounder?

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 4:54pm
miamizsun wrote: i've heard it on good authority that if they initiate contact, like pecking an appendage, they're rogue I'll call the Colonel, he'll know what to do.

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 4:51pm
katzendogs wrote: Is he a congressman now? He lost and I don't know of any office he has now but I haven't been following him that closely.

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 4:48pm
Prodigal_SOB wrote: A few years ago we had a guy here running for congress named Farrell Duckworth. Whenever I saw one of his adds I couldn't help asking myself "What's a Farrell Duckworth?" Is he a congressman now?

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 4:45pm
miamizsun wrote: manbird says that because of the bird flu, feral chickens are a threat to national security A few years ago we had a guy here running for congress named Farrell Duckworth. Whenever I saw one of his adds I couldn't help asking myself "What's a Farrell Duckworth?"

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 4:44pm
Businessgypsy wrote: miamizsun wrote: manbird says that because of the bird flu, feral chickens are a threat to national security My county employs Sentinel Chickens* (good band name) to monitor for West Nile virus. Hard to tell the patriot chickens from the terrorist chickens.* i've heard it on good authority that if they initiate contact, like pecking an appendage, they're rogue

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 4:39pm
miamizsun wrote: manbird says that because of the bird flu, feral chickens are a threat to national security My county employs Sentinel Chickens* (good band name) to monitor for West Nile virus. Hard to tell the patriot chickens from the terrorist chickens.*

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 4:32pm
Prodigal_SOB wrote: If it makes you feel any better it was the city funding it so it wasn't really "our" government unless you happen to live in Key West. manbird says that because of the bird flu, feral chickens are a threat to national security

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 4:03pm
Prodigal_SOB wrote: If it makes you feel any better it was the city funding it so it wasn't really "our" government unless you happen to live in Key West. government is government is government

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 3:47pm
oldslabsides wrote: I sleep better at night knowing what a model of efficiency out government is. If it makes you feel any better it was the city funding it so it wasn't really "our" government unless you happen to live in Key West.

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 2:57pm
Businessgypsy wrote: Roasted chicken at Winn-Dixie, $5.99 Special Government-trapped chicken, $20.00 I sleep better at night knowing what a model of efficiency out government is.

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Posted: Jul 10, 2011 - 2:30pm
hippiechick wrote: Great story! (Did you write it?) No, but a chicken pecked my foot while I ate a fish taco there a couple of weeks ago. That's just as good.

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