dionysius wrote: 
 
:whisper: I'm pretty sure it was in one of the "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" episodes. Never mind! I'll keep sending them until you beg me to stop! Damnit.

 hobiejoe wrote: 

My answer then is WTF? Though you'll have to ask our Household Archivist to make sure. Which isn't me.

 dionysius wrote:  
No worries, me old mucker, a quick word, a roll of used ponies, and Bob's yer uncle
 
On close contextual study, it appears that this may be one of the earliest recorded instances of a knee/groin impasse in mythology. No wonder they had to resort to weird shit if neither could get a good, clean shot at goal.
 

 
BTW, did I send Maryte the travellers version of Elgin Marbles? I can't remember which I had to hand at the time. If your answer to this is WTF? then I didn't.

 hobiejoe wrote: 

Can you put a word in? I just want this one bit here:



Our living room just seems empty without a Centaur-Lapith battle in it. I'll gladly make a plaster cast to send off to the Greeks so that can retrofit the Parthenon. They'll never know the difference!

 dionysius wrote: 
 
Oi! What right do you have to demand the return to Athens of our ill-gotten gains, plundered from their original, deeply historic setting by our arrogant b'stard of a self-serving aristocratic w**ker?
 
Answer me that Mr Smartypants
 

 
Unless you mean "return to Austin" in which case I know just the feller. Nobby Clarke, lovely bloke, specialises in "antiquities", set you up with something special guv. On my word. Be seeing him later, down the old rubadub. Put in a word for yer, if you like.....

 georgantas wrote: 
Good night to you, too.

 dionysius wrote: 

Kali nichta    Καληνυχτα Ω  Διονυσιε

 georgantas wrote: 

I prefer to Attikizein and demand the Elgin Marbles back.

 dionysius wrote: 

Neo Hellenizein .....nescafe frappe, Marlboro lights, La coste, and watch the world go by.

 georgantas wrote: 

Lakedaimonizein esti philosophin...NOT.

 meower wrote:  
  .......

 georgantas wrote: 

 dionysius wrote: 

Helot.

 meower wrote: 

Thalassa kai pŷr kai gynē, kaka tria.

"Sea and fire and woman, three evils."

 georgantas wrote: 
Laconic, aren't you?  

this is all greek to me

 dionysius wrote: 
Η ταν η επι τας

E tan e epi tas

 ndg wrote: 

¿Más foros griegos son mejores, en RP? Andron epiphanon pasa ge taphos .

 dionysius wrote: 


Dos mejor que uno
y no hay dos sin tres  

 dionysius wrote: 
Oooh, those Macadamians have the best nuts!